"I quit being a virgin the first time I had sex." - King of the Hill

Dallas Mavericks forward Josh Howard is an idiot. Really. The guy goes on the radio and mouths off about how he loves smoking marijuana. Why the hell would he do that? It's illegal, and he could get in big trouble with the league. Doesn't he remember what happened in the NFL with Ricky Williams? He was suspended for a whole year.

"Most of the players in the league use marijuana and I have and do partake in smoking weed in the offseason sometimes," Howard told "The Michael Irvin Show" on the local ESPN affiliate. "I mean, that's my personal choice and my personal opinion, but I don't think that's stopping me from doing my job."